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Never Be A Shitty Bottom

There is nothing worse than meeting a shitty bottom.  What is a shitty bottom? Well I'm glad you asked.  A Shitty bottom is a Black Gay man who loves to take dick but does not properly prepare.  Whenever the bottom doesn't properly prepare it can literally be a shitty situation.
  I had the unpleasant experience of dealing with a shitty bottom. Let's say I literally fucked the shit out of him.  When you can smell the "paint" then you're in deep shit...No pun intended.
  How can a bottom properly prepare? I'm glad you asked. Here are some tips that will help you be an excellent and clean bottom.

 Please use a damn enema. This is pretty much self explanatory.  If you've eaten a lot during the day and are anticipating a good ole dick down then you might want to take some time to make sure those bowels are cleaner than a whistle. Also make sure that you fleet it out at least an hour and 45 minutes to 3 hours before getting the dick. That way your booty…

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